The Lizard Story Continues...
Special Thanks to Sandra for teaching me the methods of smacking a lizard. I didn't have a chance to use it yet cos after she taught me, the lizards seemed to noe my plan and therefore gone into hiding. Anyway, at least they hide n never scare me again la... =X
Let me juz recap the lesson learnt:
1) Find a think magazine or stack of newspaper.
2) Roll them up.
3) Aim the lizard QUIETLY.
4) 1..2..3 "PI~AK!!" AtTaCk! at ur own risk..
Pros:
a) Immediate Damage.
Cons:
a) U need to haf magazines or newpapers forever standby.
b) U got to be gd at aiming correctly at ur target.
c) Need to collect the body.
Results: Good. If ur reaction is fast. Result not guarantee.
But for ppl like me who is DARN SLOW in reaction.. GD NEWS! I found a gd way to catch the lizards. Let me introduce to u... *drum roll*....
Directions:
1) Behind packet. Read carefully before use!
2) Place traps anywhere u think the lizards will visit.
Pros:
1) 2 traps in one packet for the price of $3.50. Each last for 2 months after opening.
2) U just need sit back and relax to wait for the lizard to trap itself.
Cons:
1) U need to clear the body. Use it only if u r brave enough to do this. If not ppl like poor Irene, my dear roomie, will have to suffer. Sorry rene... =X
Results: Guarantee! Dun believe? I got evidence! Wanna see? Let me show u...
A lizard caught in the trap.
Let me juz recap the lesson learnt:
1) Find a think magazine or stack of newspaper.
2) Roll them up.
3) Aim the lizard QUIETLY.
4) 1..2..3 "PI~AK!!" AtTaCk! at ur own risk..
Pros:
a) Immediate Damage.
Cons:
a) U need to haf magazines or newpapers forever standby.
b) U got to be gd at aiming correctly at ur target.
c) Need to collect the body.
Results: Good. If ur reaction is fast. Result not guarantee.
But for ppl like me who is DARN SLOW in reaction.. GD NEWS! I found a gd way to catch the lizards. Let me introduce to u... *drum roll*....
Directions:
1) Behind packet. Read carefully before use!
2) Place traps anywhere u think the lizards will visit.
Pros:
1) 2 traps in one packet for the price of $3.50. Each last for 2 months after opening.
2) U just need sit back and relax to wait for the lizard to trap itself.
Cons:
1) U need to clear the body. Use it only if u r brave enough to do this. If not ppl like poor Irene, my dear roomie, will have to suffer. Sorry rene... =X
Results: Guarantee! Dun believe? I got evidence! Wanna see? Let me show u...
WARNING:
The following photo may make u feel unwell.
以下画面可能令您不适。
See at ur own risk.
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The following photo may make u feel unwell.
以下画面可能令您不适。
See at ur own risk.
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